Plenty of magazines aim to teach you how to live in opulence. Very few attempt to guide readers through squalour. Except AMP, that is. We understand the unique needs of the poverty-stricken and the underfunded, because we've been there. Hell, we are there.

So, we are proud to present the Sleaze Guide To Lo-Fi Living. Julia Vergho introduces the flatmates from hell, Saf gives the full lowdown on low-to-no-fi, and we introduce The Utterly Skint FAQ: or, How To Cope As A Povvo In A Booming Economy. Remember kids: it's piss-easy to be stylish with cash; only the elite can be cashless with style!

Are you Nouveau Povvo? The Nouveau Povvo combines the confidence, the elan, of the very rich, with the low-down nasty cool of the very poor. It's very now. Better than now. It's Nouveau!

THE SKINT FAQ
Or, How To Cope As A Povvo In A Booming Economy

SAF'S GUIDE TO LO-FI TO NO-FI
You could have a Palm. And a Nokia. And a portable MP3 player. Or, you could....not.

THE FLATMATES FROM HELL
The must-have accessory for the Nouveau Povvo set - a sleazy housemate. Or four.

 

 

 

 

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The Gold Chains Guide to Treating Your Lady's Coochie Like A Maze
Learn from the master, peasants!

The Sleaziest Thing I Have Ever Done
Heathy Lee Roth of Gravy Train!!! gets very, very nasty indeed.

A Eunuch - the Ideal Man?
Got so much dick he don't need no balls.

The Ugly Guy
Suki Kent on the lust that dare not speak its name.

Drugs are Nice
Apparently?


Sleazy Living: Noveau Povvos, Lo-to-No-Fi, Dirty Housemates and more
A Sleazy Living Special






"Cocaine* can be a sexual mentor and a sublime electrician, bringing the lights of Broadway to women who have spent years in frigid darkness."
Natalie Angier, Woman: An Intimate Geography

*actually, the word she used was 'marijuana', but dope's for lo$ers, kidz!


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