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february 2008

09 WOMEN

02 CHAOS

 

 

 


august 2006

08 MATCHBOX // SKINNY JEANS // SAPLING

01 KATE MOSS


archives 1999-2003





december 2003

09 That Synching Feeling

 

 

 

november 2003

12 Old Man's Sweetheart, Young Man's Slave

 

 

september 2003

 

13 Seth Green and the Sofabed and Me

04 Our Heroine

 


august 2003

18 AMP and Frances Have an Idea

08 i-Book Before Bedtime

06 Typography Magazine / £8 on Kingsland Road

01 Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry

 

 

 

july 2003

30 What Happened at The Russian Bar

24 Febrile, Trashy and Hot

15 Girlyhead

12 A Ghetto-Tech Adventure

09 Bruises Three

 

 

 

june 2003

 

30 Action Equals Satisfaction

10 Rets on Tour

 

 

 

may 2003

30 Of Bicycles and Broken Toes

20 The Room is Delicious, and a Little Bit Gey

 

 

 

april 2003

 

05 Tina's Imaginary Boyfriend

 

 

 

february 2003

 

25 Overheard in Shoreditch Bar

 

 

 

january 2003

 

11 2002 Review

 

 

 

 

 





december 2002

31 New Year's Eve 2002

16 Shell Toes, More Tramps, And Moneystack Shoes

09 Tell, Tell, Tell

03 Involuntary Eunuchs, Tramps' Toenails, Paranoid Delusions

 

 

october 2002

23 Feeble Attempt at Cheer

21 Three-Tiered Tulle Skirt

18 Living in Zone Gazillion

17 Things To Do In N4 When You're Dead

07 Dilettante Scribble*

01 Our, er, "Love"

 

 

july 2002

27 Bonus Night / The Fear

22 Smother Me Mother

19 Sofaland!!!!

09 Shoreditch is Dead

 

 

june 2002

17 Heads Up

13 Untitled

april 2002

19 Holburn at 5.45 on a weeknight

15 Trouble

02 Flyboy, Nowgirl, Flatmate and Peaches

 

 

march 2002 21 On Buying A Gonzales Album From Rough Trade

18 Development Of Voyeuristic-Scopophilic Pleasure In The Female

02 Beautylicious



february 2002 27 Strophaus

23 The Annual Review

21 I Wanna Hear You Say It

13 Princess Superstar, Inter-Sibling Bitchery, Flesh-Toned Tights, Pastel Pink Hotpants, and Lunches With Menz

03 You Could Say I Rode The Last Economic Boom Like A Sweaty Trucker Rides A Parking-Lot Ho


january 2002 02 Tea Leaf

 

 

 

 

 

 
december 2001 06 Euro Skank Pop Filly No 1: Nu Metal Teen

03 While My Guitar Gently Fails To Give A Shit
 


 
november 2001

30 Pimpdaddy

21 In Hennes The Whole Of The Menswear Department Is Dancing. By The Sportswear Rail, We Had A Little Snog

17 When Snotty West London Fashion Victims Attack!!!

07 Headset Jockey




 
october 2001

28 Friday, Oxford St, 4.15pm

25 Do You Want To Know A Secret

23 Your Hair Was All Frizzy And Your Face Was A Mess/ I Thought It Was A Sack, But It's Your Favourite Dress

19 Come Sweet Slumber Enshroud Me In Thy Purple Cloak

17 eclispe dogcircle seagrass spawn

11 Buried in some acid-yellow Seventies reverie; a plump blister my madeleine

02 Wednesday




september 2001

30 Like A Prayer. But Not, Actually, A Prayer

20 End Of The World Dinner Party





august 2001

 

 

28 Who's The Mummy

02 Job Interview Thing

july 2001

 

 

25 The Bar Is Open

23 Let's Get Metaphysical

04 Smokin', Hee Hee, Fag-Hag, and 4am

02 Internet Forums: Double, Treble Bastard? Or Extremely Good Things?

may 2001

30 The State That I am In

18 Underwear Over The Internet

04 Desire For A Dog

april 2001 19 Semenex Dot Com

16 A Nice Girl

06 The Oldest Child

05 Snip-snip-snippets

march 2001

19 Ever Fallen in Love With Someone?



january 2001 31 Txt

23 Pages of Fun II

11 Not The Tits

02 Chilli and Rhytmn


december 2000

 

31 Bruises (Cont)

23 Female Impersonater On Brick Lane At 10am Friday Morning

22 'You Bruised Me!'

20 Amsterdam: White, Green, Orange

12 Diary Entry For 12 December Followed By Commentary And Analysis

11 All Westerners Smell Of Milk

10 Young Man Puts Miss AMP In Her Place

november 2000 30 Soft

24 Soho One Two Three

15 Scary Old Road

05 (Don't) Talk To Me Like I'm The Dirtiest Girl In The World

october 2000

 

26 Kiss FM World

19 Nasty Little Night Out

09 Here Kitty Kitty Kitty

07 Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck

september 2000

30 Swinging London: Or, Shag Or Die

25 Weekend Wild-Girl Wierdness

19 'So I Turned Myself To Face Me, But I've Never Caught A Glimpse'

14 It's Nothing Special. I'm Just Like You. Er, Now Vote Anna.

13 Untitled

08 Shiny Shiny Sinking Feeling

02 Versace Dress Gone To Hell

01 This is made of Scribble, OK?




august 2000

 

30 Not Such A Sore Thumb, After All

22 But On Monday Everything Is Just The Same

18 Pictures

07 The Summer Fight

 

 

 
july 2000

 

31 Wimpy Knickerbocker Glory Spoon

28 Too Suburban Too Unexciting

27 I Dream of Skateboys

24 How I Found The Chicks On Speed

21 Euro. Trash. Girl. And Her Euro. Trash. Boyfriend

10 I Love London

07 The Crotches of Acquaintances

05 Dream That Harmony Korine Beats Up Chloe Sevigny

 

 

 

june 2000

 

28 I'm Miss AMP and I Go To The Gym

24 Plastic David Beckham and the Fish Robot

18 Queen Of The Night, Goddammit

06 Ooh Yummy, I Just Love the Taste of Humble Pie

01 Cat Power

 

 

 

may 2000

 

22 Short-Sighted

17 These Are The Rules

16 Cat Buckaroo, and a Big Dose of Honesty

 

 

 

april 2000

 

19 On Never Leaving the House

15 What They Called the Pigs

08 Mis-shapes, Mistakes, Misfits

 

 

 

march 2000

 

30 House on Stilts

27 Cell Out

Mid-Nineties Drunk in South London

07 My Coat Gets Sent to Coventry

 

 

 

february 2000

 

29 The Kids Aren't Alright


16 Bring On the Gay Porn

 

 

 

 

 

 

september 1999

 

12 The Saddam Hussein of Sisterhood

04 The Thing About 35-year-old Men

01 Welcome To The World Of AMP

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