Sunday, 10 December 2000
Young Man Puts Miss AMP In Her Place
subject: why they hate exclamation marks
Hello Miss AMP!
People hate exclamations marks, becuase people who use them think
they are zany!!! and they put them after every illiterate point!!
they make usually in an attempt to make what they are saying funny!!!
and its!! not!!!! people who love aforementioned marks also tend
to send mails whichc are litteredd with typos and fucked acronyms
and shortcuts becos they have just got email and think that it
is kewl 2 use and they want U to know about it!!!!! :O))))
they aslo like to forward a forwarded an email such that
>>> fucking sense wotso
to : email@example.com;
dad; bunty; degsy; jimbo;
>>>from : firstname.lastname@example.org
>>>> >>>> Re : Subject 1001 Reasons why
Beer is Better Than Women
Heheheh this fucking wikid geez!
Annoymous Big Call Centre Ltd Reading Surrey
Note : Contents of this email do not represent the policies of
Anonymous Big Call Centres Ltd nor any cunt with a brain cell
who doesn't wear Joop or dance to trance music in a Ralph Lauren
shirt on a friday night and going "awwight dahling!"
Friday, 8 December 2000
Why Do They Hate Exclamation Marks?
subject: why do they hate exclamation marks?
i am reading PUBERTY STRIKE and feeling like using LOTS of EXCLAMATION
the people at my work HATE exclamation marks!
i think they feel they are NOT MANLY! (exclamation marks, not
but their manilness must be in doubt for them to be so afraid
of a TINY LI'L EXCLAMATION MARK!
lots of love